My manhood is minuscule but the amount of jizz that it produces is phenomenal! 😀 You wanna ask what I was wanking off to? Well…
I was on a video call with de! and I must say that she looks rather ravishing for her age (she is well over 60 although going by the appearance of her shriveled and wrinkled boobies I would put her age at around 80)…
I wanked on and on and on during the video call to the video images of her saggy boobs and the cucumber that she was thrusting feverishly into the crusted granny cockbox of hers (de!’s). Surprisingly she also did the same at her end, after stripping down to her socks.
de! came on and on again and again as well and managed to squirt all over her keyboard and monitor. I was surprised at the amount of cum that a granny puss-pot could produce!
Unfortunately, after one last final squirt, the monitor went blank. I can only assume that all her cum caused her laptop to short-circuit 🙁
Man! Who would have thought that women would be able to get off by looking at my one inch manhood! But de! was the exception. It was a refreshing change for me from the many women who screamed in disgust and left the moment they saw my tiny member. 🙁
That was one of the reasons that I needed to settle for kiddies… The phrase “Pick on something your own size” takes on a whole new meaning in this context! 😀
You can see in the screenshot above how she wrote on another forum’s chat-box about the wonderful time that she had with me during the video call. She was worried about the contents of the video call being leaked and you can see how she wrote that she wanted witness protection lol!
Of course, I lost no time in recording the video of her rubbing her shriveled you-know-what when she was in birthday suit screaming off like a banshee. In that instance she reminded me of my granny and I came again and again… And again…
As you might expect, I also managed to sell off a few copies of the recorded video to those who were into sex with “older women”. Calling someone the age of one’s granny and “older woman” is carrying things a little too far but… While I must agree that the market for older women is far less that that for school girls, still.. Money is money and I did not want to forgo it…
Sadly, things didn’t end too well at my end as well, and one particularly large cumshot from my tiny organ managed to find its way onto my laptop’s keyboard and screen, and within a few seconds, my laptop burst into flames. 🙁
That my friends, is the reason why I was so silent all these days until I could sell enough crack, 😉 cracks and porn in order to get hold of enough money to buy myself a new laptop.
I hope to have many more jizzy days with de! in future 😉
Gone are the days where I needed to jack off to the smelly hairy and dried prune of DrNil’s from BetaBBS after I made him to bend down to “pick up the soap” while still being connected on video chat… 😀
Of course, I also enjoyed Aaron’s baby-smooth ass many a time and lost bucketfuls of jizz over it… But the joy from de! with her innocent granny face and body was something totally out of the this world!
Check out this post to see more about Aaron: http://tonyweb.xyz/index.php/2020/11/08/congratulations-to-aaron-founder-of-the-exetools-forum/
One of my other aliases is mr.eax.09 – You can contact me through that alias also!
My contact details as usual are the same, if you want to buy that video:
Oh woe is me. No other man should suffer, ever, as I do now. I went against the Lord and now I am reduced to a state where I have to beg on my knees for scraps on the corners of the streets. Woe is me. Woe is mine.
Day after day, hour after hour, I roam in the dark alleys of online warez forums like B4A, trying to post tidbits and snippets of HelpDesk Answers, in a doggone (pun intended) and long forgone attempt to gain back likes from fellow reversers.
No one cares. I realize that I have lost my respect. Totally. No one gives a shit about someone like me who sold cracks online for large sums of money as well as entice young schoolgirls to pose nude and also commit sex acts for my porn movies.
At the time I did not realize that creating and selling underage porn would have such a life-changing impact as far as my online life in reversing forums went. Now I realize that I cannot sell underage porn AND have respect from other reversers at the same time.
I still decide to be stubborn. Keep provoking the Lord and see how far he can go. After all, what can the Lord do? I am the mightier and the more stubborn one!
Anyone who wishes to can contact me at this email address:
Or at this email address:
Please contact me at the above email addresses if you need to purchase the cracks or porn or anything that I sell, as advertised on this blog. All payments in Bitcoin only – I do not want to have to worry about TAXES. 😉
What has my life finally been reduced to? A dog’s life? A street dog’s worthless life? What did I do to deserve it? I hav eturned from a shining example of a charming online persona to that of a miserable sleepless drug-addicted, sex-maniac wretch!
All I did was to provoke the Lord and challenge the Lord and now my life has been reduced to such a state worse than that of a homeless beggar.
Every single day, I wake up and rush to each and every online RCE forum, with fear and dread of what I would see. With fear and dread of what all paid cracks of mine that I used to sell for hundreds of dollars online in the past, are leaked now as a “free for all” for everyone to devour and enjoy without spending a a penny.
Assuming I do not find anything of mine (except the piss in my pants) leaked (yet), I heave a sigh of relief and start to make my morning coffee. But my relief is short-lived. Again the fear starts to gnaw back at me: Is something leaking some of my content now? Is someone writing something obscene against me now?
And again, the ordeal continues. Constant clicking of the REFRESH button on every one of the 50+ tabs in my browser while fearfully gulping on my coffee has worn down more than one keyboard. Of course the other reason for the keyboards to get worn down is the “sticky, slimy. erm… discharge” that I fail to wipe off properly from my even otherwise grubby little fingers before touching the keyboard. Yeah, momma did not teach me well to wipe my hands clean, although she taught me a lot “other” things not traditionally taught by mothers to their sons. 😉
Excessive stress leads to excessive “jacking off” (manually draining off my fluids 😉 ) and this has led to me now becoming weak and ridden with sores all over my body – just like another Biblical Job.
I have not even gotten to talking about the constant ass-licking that I need to do to the various staff of the online RCE boards in the hope that if someone ever leaks anything on their, my pleas to get the posts removed would not fall on deaf ears. The rules here are as simple as that in some prisons: If you do not suck the “sausages” of the people in power and be on call as a cock-sucker then you can forget about relative comfort while in the prison.
I am sick and tired constant running around wagging my tail with a cute-puppy look around people like B30wulf and Chessgod101 clicking on their meaningless posts just so that I remain their good books.
I mean, I know just as well as you do that B30wulf only raked up that topic about releasing his paid copy of the IDA Pro to the public to generate some interest among the users of Exetools forum and to increase traffic to the forum. We all know very well that finally, they would release a stolen version of the IDA Pro from some thief like Ethereal (Andrew Snowfall?) all the while claiming that they brute-forced the password for the IDA Pro installer (or some other such bullshit)!
The World has come to such a sorry state that hot-air balloons like Gregory Moose who are well known terrorists are promoted to higher ranks on forums just to spite other reversers against whom the admins have a grudge.
I forgot.. I need to get back to clicking on the REFRESH button for the forums yet again. With my “organ” in one hand and other on the REFRESH button as I feverishly continue my OCD of checking out for any libelous posts. All this is draining out my sperm reserves and my wife is complaining that she is planning to elope with the milkman soon…
Why? Just why has my life been reduced to that of a worried madman? A pitiful homeless dog. Why?
One reason: I went against the Lord. I challenged the Lord. Now I am paying for it.Till the very last breath I will pay for it.
Do not make the same mistake that I made. Not worth challenging the Lord.